Untitled Beginning Part 1

Lavender Flyswatter, that's my name. My parents named me Lavender just because they're nature freaks, but my last name has a longer story.
A super-long time ago, my ancestor Kina worked for this pharaoh guy. Her job, although a privilege, must have been extremely dull; she swatted the flies that swarmed around the pharaoh guy all day- and sometimes all night too. She was eventually banished by the Queen because the pharaoh guy got Kina pregnant and the Queen was jealous. So Kina wandered in the desert until she was found by a nomadic band that took her in. The sheik person recognized her from one of his trips to the palace and ever after, she and her son were known as Flyswatter. And her son's son. And his son's son. And so, after a long line of Flyswatter sons, I was born, the lone Flyswatter daughter.
My dad, Trivonius Flyswatter is the son of Clerval Flyswatter, who happens to be named after some guy in the book Frankenstein. Clerval was the first person to fly from Butte, Montana, to Phoenix, Arizona, hanging upside down. Now it's so common that no one remembers Grandpa.